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Intermediary Services, Ltd.
4840 MacArthur Blvd. NW #TR1
Washington, DC 20007
3/14/02
Dear Ms. Ballandchaino,
This is to inform you that the "Better Man" Campaign launched several weeks ago by Mr. Theodore P. Unseth (Composeur
Extraordinaire) has now been sent to Behind The Stove.
As we noted previously, you may choose Option A ("as is") when dealing with Mr. Unseth in the future. We hold to our previous
conviction that "Mr. Composer" is basically Harmless and you have nothing to fear but Fear itself.
Your Servant In Perpetuity,
Eileen Dover
Eileen Dover, President
Intermediary Services, Ltd.
p.s. We hope to see all of you (rather than only portions thereof) on the Courts this Summer.
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Intermediary Services, Ltd.
4840 MacArthur Blvd. NW #TR1
Washington, DC 20007
3/15/02
Dear Ms. Ballandchaino,
This is to inform you that person/or persons Unknown vacuumed Behind The Stove while Mr. Unseth was
away and now there's no Better Man campaign, period.
We recommend you Wing It for awhile until a new campaign can be launched. Incomplete as he is, we still
regard Mr. Unseth as serendipitously seraphic/worthy of contemporary connubiality. (I'm writing this at Lunch, so excuse the
syntax: "Waiter, I said a double-shot, OK?").
Your Servant In Annuity,
Eileen Dover
Eileen Dover, President
Intermediary Services, Ltd.
p.s. What's all this talk about Breath Cancer? Don't these people know about Altoids?
See you at the Courts.
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